You Might Be Prego If…
When you ask your husband “does this make my stomach look big?” the answer you’re hoping for is “yes”. With all this nausea, I DESERVE a belly bump.
Every conversation or thought gets interrupted with a “gotta go now!” potty break
Your husband is in the doghouse after accidentally brushing against your sore breasts
You cry at every post Melissa at Dear Baby writes, even the funny ones
Dinner at the in-laws? When any wrong word can send you off the deep end, fahgettaboudit. We’ll take a rain check.
You might be a first time prego if…
You pee on a stick, it’s positive and you suddenly feel the urge to hold your back and waddle.